record name The Streets At My Door Vs.
catalog number GuT 001
Something like Soul-Junk without the Bible because there is nothing about forgiveness in the music of The Streets At My Door
(what a cheesy punchline)
Side Attention si je mange un cassoulet Raphaël Sacomant fera un disque de harsh noise :
1 - Vivant / Direct Rectal Management / The First Song On My New Album
2 - Bulletproof Secret File
3 - Do The Did Or Die, Dude
4 - Branson Moon Operation
5 - Doing It With A Smile
6 - A Good Sign Or A Bad One
7 - Going To Manduel (On The Road To Tarascon)
Side Benjamin Cebrian ne retournera jamais sa veste d'ayatollah :
8 - Poker Face
9 - Divided By The Truth
10 - Julien Legoux-Neuneu d'EurosporC a une vie socio-culturelle pendant chaque match de
l'Olympique Lyonnais et de l'humour pour faire des blagues sur les noirs, les arabes, les
gauchistes et autres plaies, alors un peu de respect s'il vous plaît.
11 - May 29th
12 - Very Clumsy Very Guilty
13 - Steady Diet Of The Internet
14 - Sociopathetic Soulmanure
15 - Adoptez la nuisance Richard Mouque-Calvaire, notre meilleure affaire en grande gueule de
courant d'air qui vous colle sévère pour se passer les nerfs, exactement comme Dewaere dans le
film de Miller !
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SMOKE
USE HEADPHONES
SMOKE
PLAY LOUD NO I MEAN LOUDER THAN THAT
SMOKE
SOUNDS BEST WHEN WALKING THE STREETS OF PARISSS LATE AT NIGHT BEFORE MAKING PRANK CALLS FROM A PHONE BOOTH
SMOKE
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StarofDavidbucks Coffee Gwen :
voice intro on DIWAS
Richard de Mouqué-Pucé :
extra vocals on BMO
Suprême Pacharasite Tristan Jordis Von Lohausen de l'Anschluss
AKA
Maman Piston Galligrasseuil tu peux faire publier mes chiasses de notes Jean-Claude Van Dammesques s'il te plaît :
voice intro on Julien Legoux-Neuneu d'EurosporC a le portefeuille bien rempli et il est fan de Nicolas Sarkozy,
mais il va quand même à la soupe populaire par souci d'économie.
JF Pishark :
banjo on PF
Manuel J. Proutesque :
drums on PF
Kris Cobain's manager
AKA
"Féreu des disqueux, déjà jé pas deu thuneux à mettreu là-dedang, et deu touteu façong, cé commercialeu, ça m'ingtéresseu pas deu féreu des disqueux" :
drums on VCVG & Gardois Putois
Mimi Malcolmy
AKA
"Did you know that me and Alan Ladd were exactly the same height ?" :
bass on Nîmes OlymPQ
guitar on PF & Choisissez la flatulence Richard Mouque-Calvaire, la référence en rustaud rouleur de mécaniques qui vous fait le plein de brimades de troll de la Marolle, du bon boulet bipède bon marché toujours grossier, sans-gêne et fier, notre prix plancher en pénibilité d'imbécile heureux pot de colle moulin à paroles pour vous pomper l'air !
Speedman :
extra vocals on DTDODD / DIWAS / M29
drums on BSF / DTDODD / DIWAS / DBTT / Votez la beaufitude et la radinerie toutes voiles dehors, votez Julien Legoux-Neuneu d'EurosporC / M29 / SS & Essayez la fragrance Richard Mouque-Calvaire, c'est pas le Mistral, juste la petite brise fécale de sa Brie natale, un échantillon d'effluve d'essence d'idiot du village qui vous harcèle d'une sale manière pour vous pourrir l'existence de façon bien vulgaire !
Cycoloosedé :
the rest of it.
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SONGS WRITTEN BY THOSE WHO PLAYED THEM AND ALL THE DROOGIES GOT PAID
EVERYTHING WAS THE FIRST FUCKING TAKE...or at least, you know, the first "It will have to do" take...
THERE ARE NO GUITAR EFFECTS ON THIS RECORD
recorded at home near the river by Cycoloosedé
on the everlasting anal Bustam 4-track recorder
throughout the Second Coming of J.C.
mastered a liftetime later
or to be more specific after the Americans told us that you had to bury bodies in deep sea in order to respect muslim rites.
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coverboy
"Ah mon ami, je regrette le temps béni où, à Durham, nous buvions de la Guinness à huit heures."
I never liked Guinness myself.
cover artwork by Johan Dalla Gaga.
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Cycoloosedé says :
I have to give my music for free because nobody would pay for it anyway.
I hope that you enjoy this as I enjoyed recording it for you.
When I send this out, I hope that I can get some good reviews and good exposure, so that I will be able to get some jobs in some establishments or get some recording contracts.
They do not put it this way on the official level, but it so happens that Monsieur John Davis (one of my favorite songwriters) definitly gave up on playing music, or at least on trying to release his music somehow, after Lou Barlow made him sick of the business. You know, they used to do The Folk Implosion together. I can very well relate to that, although I never had a hit such as "Natural One" and I never had a specific Barlow, but maybe a dozen Barlows...and of course not a single one of them as talented as the real Barlow.
The first track on this tape says "This is the first song on my new album" but it is actually misleading, as this is more of a lost album, just like Swell's "Lost Album" or countless other lost albums for that matter, but I've been listening to Swell's quite often lately - and yes, this rant includes a Swell quote, but I am sure that you already nailed it. Looking back in anger, I do feel a bit embarrassed about the rather "stream of consciousness" EngRish lyrics on some of these songs, but I still like them, and for various reasons, I had never managed to release any of the tunes on this tape in any way back in the days.
I guess the sole reason for this tape is being a nail in the boot to some. In a way it should also serve as self-criticism, you know, like them commies. If not painful, releasing this lost tape feels at least a bit weird, as it stands as a testimony from a past life in which I used to allow the wrong kind of people under my roof. The lesson is already learned, though, and these days, for the first time, it feels like I'm hanging with the kind of people who are not just leeches milking the cow, bullies, rednecks and deadweights ready to double cross you every chance they get.
Going through the old dust-covered boxes was actually more fun than expected, so a couple of rest-of / cumpilation volumes of previously released material are already in the works at the time I'm writing this. One brand new album, too. So, all in all, counting this one here, that will be four albums by The Streets At My Door. I will probably loose some money in it (again) one way or another, and I can't really afford that, so I guess it will be over and out for good after that brand new album.
Those who jump on this lost tape because of the title (or because of the side titles) will be disappointed, as I could only unearth a couple of previously unreleased half-decent tunes featuring the drummer of the best rock music band of all times. They are of course the best and least discommercial songs on the tape, though. Maybe a few more on the rest-of / cumpilation volumes. By the way, do not waste your time getting in touch about shows, as the drummer of the best rock music band of all times made me sign an exclusivity contract for his Frontignan festival (the french riviera version of ATP & Primavera) to play alongside Fugazi, who will get back together at this one and only occasion. Modest Mouse and Built To Spill are on the bill as well. That's what he told me, so I signed.
One last word to thank Armel of Gordz & RuminanCe for offering me that hi-hat which various drumming monkeys have been putting their greasy hands on over the years. More than a hundred songs were probably recorded with that hi-hat, and I had never officially thanked Armel so far. Apart from that, finger to other bands, of course, and quenelle to the scene.
I hope that you all enjoyed the cassette, thank you very much, and have a pleasant evening.
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It sounds much better on chrome tape - analog recording / mastering / dubbing FTW
No distribution for the tape, it will only be handed to a few friendly faces.
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